Bitch Slapped By Sammie.com
My personal site to rant, and make you laugh with some real events in my life.

Me and my world exploration (age 4)

Little Sammie lived on a farm in Danmark. The whole wide world was waiting to be explored and i had my bottle of juice and 2 packets of sweeties my pink wellington boots with the pretty yellow flowers on them, i was all set to go. I didn’t know at the time, but our farm was 200 acres with 40 cows, 2 bulls, 2 horses, 6 sheep, 3 geese, 2 dogs, (one of the dogs was a silly billy, he kept chasing the sheep and daddy would whistle after him and he wouldn’t come back he would try and hide in the grass when daddy whistled, I told daddy he needs to get a new one because that ones broken, daddy giggled and said he’s a Sheep dog, silly daddy, “sheeps say baa baa, and doggies say woof woof daddy”) 6 hens, 4 cats and about 20 kittens, and our drive was a 1/2 a mile long gravel road. Walking to the start of the drive i seen the puddles and i can make big splashes if i jump with 2 feet. First puddle was a little one and SPLASH as i jumped in it YAY that was a good one, next puddle was a little bigger, SPLASH YAY as i jumped in, and then next one was really big and SPLOOSH as i sank to my knees and then fell ove, “running home crying with my welly boots squishing full of water and my dress all muddy” that was the end on my world exploration, all 50 feet down our potholed drive.

muddy water logged potholes

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Welcome to Bitch Slapped By Sammie!!

Well as you can guess, i’m Sammie and i have made this blog because people think i am funny when i tell them about things in my life, or just talk about every day crap like getting shit on at the beach by 200 seagulls because some kid was eating an ice cream and his mom clapped her hands to scare them off.

I just got shit on by one of them (god they pack a lot of crap in them) she and the kid got shit on by about 8 of them, and that nice chocolate chip mint ice cream? well it was a nice shade of green, but alas, it looked like it had passed through a snow storm and was a strange looking off white and yellow with green flowing strips.

Mom was not best please, (no shit, what did she think i was in my now rainbow stripped bikini top with matching hair?)

Well i was happy she got the major part and i hope she thinks twice before doing that near me again.

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