Bitch Slapped By Sammie.com
My personal site to rant, and make you laugh with some real events in my life.

Daddies Shotgun and my brothers girlfriend naked

In a field we had an old Tin shed that had an old Tractor in it and a few old beds and broken things like washing machines wardrobes and other junk. i was 6 and my brother was 16, ten years older than me. Daddies shotgun was broken and he had spent time fixing it, (Daddy was good at fixing things, he could fix people too. he was always saying “i’m gonna fix him” or “i’ll fix him once and for all”)

I watched Daddy fixing his gun and then we went out to the field to try it, i stood on the path because it was muddy and i don’t like mud squishing between my toes in my sandals. daddy told me to cover my ears because it will make a big bang and i did. Daddy shot the shed and blew a big hole in the side of it with bits flying in the sky.

Well the shed door flew open and my brother fell out with his pants down “daddy tell him to use the potty like everyone else” (potty is what i have always called the Toilet, even today) and his girlfriend came running out with nothing on and she was running across the field and my brother jumped up pulling his pants up and ran after her. Daddy said some naughty words opened the gun and told me to hold it, and said “i’ll fix him” as he started to run after them.

My brother at 16 bitch slapped

Bitch slapped by Sammie.

now i know what ya was doing bad boy

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Daddy i found a Puppy can i keep him?

At about age 7 i was a very brave girl and i could walk to the store to buy my own sweeties, it was only in the village at the end of our driveway and about 50 meters up on the same side, so no real danger. As i was walking to the store i noticed a puppy dog and he was really nice and he liked me because he was licking my face so i told him to be a good puppy dog and he can have some sweeties when i come back.

When i got back to the puppy dog he was ever so pleased to see me he was sitting waiting for me to give him a sweetie, and i was talking to him and sharing my sweeties and we became good friends, so when i was walking home he was trying to follow me, and he was tied up with long rope to the fence so he couldn’t come far and i felt ever so sorry for him being left alone so i undone the rope and we walked home together and i was telling him if he is really nice i’ll ask daddy if we can keep him.

As i reached our front door i was ever so excited i was shouting to daddy to come see the puppy dog i found and asking him if i can keep him, daddy came to the hallway and stooped by the door waiting to see the puppy dog i found, and i was pulling on the Rope (it was about 10 meters long) and daddy was looking at the rope building up at my feet and said where’s the puppy, i said “he’s coming now daddy, he’ll be ever so good and we are best friends and he loves me daddy and i told him he cant sit on the sofa, can i keep him daddy”.

As my puppy dog popped his head round the door, daddy screamed and fell backwards and my puppy dog stood over daddy giving daddy lots of licks, he liked daddy too, and daddy shouted “its a f***ing horse get off me” “Sammie thats not a puppy dog, its a Great Dane and a fully grown adult one” daddy said as he got over the shock, ” dont be silly daddy he’s a puppy dog he says woof woof”

Daddy and I took him back and i never seen him again :(

owners of dogs that leave them tied up outside. bitch slapped

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Sammie’s First Driving Lesson

When i was 17 it was time for me to  learn to drive, It was an early October morning and the grass was full of dew and my driving instructor turned up with a nice new looking car and i was nervous and excited at the same time. “Right Sammie this is a 2 hour lesson and for the first 45 minutes or so we will just sit and talk about how the car works and what the controls are, are you ok?” he said,  yea I’m good, i said, as he telling me this is the handbrake, this is the blink lights control and things like that. “right Sammie are you ready for your first drive?” he asked me. “i think so, just nervous and a little shaky so he tells me what to do, and i have to back the car away from the house and turn it around.

well my first go i stalled, he told me i have to take the handbrake off as i try to drive off so i have full control of the car. Well i had my feet on the peddles and the hand brake was to hard to lift up, so i turned my body and used both hands to lift it and while doing that my hips twisted and my foot pressed the go peddle and lifted off the clutch and the car took off and shot back across the wet grass and by the time he pulled the hand brake we was spinning and sliding over the wet grass and sploosh  as we flew into our duck pond.

I didn’t know what happened and the instructor was saying things to me and when i came to my senses he was asking if I’m ok, “what happens i screamed” then i seen the water and i said to him “look look the water is up to the windows” “don’t panic” he said, well that was is went into panic mode and stared to scream when i felt the water around my feet, “the waters coming in, its in the car, get me out”

Well he opened the sunroof and i felt his bare hand on my bare ass as he pushed me through the sunroof and we where sat on the roof on the car in our duck pond.

Driving instructorsbitch slapped

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Thank you Mr Cow

about age 5, and living on a farm, i remember one summer i was in my summer dress with pretty yellow flowers on it and my frilly socks and sandals with ribbons in my hair. i looked really pretty, (”my little angel” daddy said) i asked daddy if i can watch the cows getting milked because i’ma big girl now, so he said yes but i have to stay next to the wall and not get in the way.
well the cows came in and daddy put some shinny things on the cows that where jumping up and down, but i couldn’t see well from the wall, so i walked behind a cow and lowered my head a little to see what they did and the cow lifted his tail so i can get a better look, “Thank you Mister cow” i said, and then this hot smelly stuff landed on my head and back and pushed me to the floor and i was screaming for daddy to help me and save me.

i never did like cows after that, and even today i’ll not go near a cow.

cows bitch slapped

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