http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com My personal site to rant, and make you laugh with some real events in my life. Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:29:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en One day i was cleaning our bedroom and getting it ready for the new bed side cabinets that we ordered, i looked out of our bedroom window and called down to Mark, (he was fixing his car, well his friend was fixing it while Mark held the beers). I called ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2008/02/04/you-never-said-what-window-to-drop-it-out-of/ One night a car crashed outside my house, a woman drunk, got out of the car and I went to help her. Coming up the hill was a mob that wanted the woman for crashing into 4-5 cars as she drove up our road.  I took her inside and waited ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/12/08/oh-the-irony-when-it-happens-to-a-policeman/ On a hot summers day, Mark and I took our horses to Dartmoor for a weekend of riding. Dartmoor has a Historic prison in the centre of it, and is a huge national park in the southwest of the UK. The sun was beating down all day and while we ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/12/06/firemen-where-hosing-down-my-ass-till-the-ambulance-arrived/ Spring cleaning comes every 2 weeks in my house, and i can not stand anything looking drab or dirty, and especially the kitchen and bathroom. Mark had bought a new Microwave oven from a friend that did everything, it had a grill, oven, a spit roast and it was huge, ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/12/05/anything-electrical-goes-bang-when-i-touch-it/ Well when you are age 19 and looking great, you spend time and money to look good and one of the things a girl can use to looking good is a Toning system to keep your muscles in shape and belly tight. I was on our bed and had my 8 ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/12/02/i-fried-my-boyfriends-balls-twice/ Every morning our class attendance register was taken, while we all drew a picture of something one of us chose and we would get a gold star in our book if your picture was picked as the best one in class.. Today it was my turn to choose, so i ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/11/28/the-best-squiggle-drawer-in-my-class/ In november 2004 i had a guy come over to clear my garden and burn all the rubbish and over hanging branches he cut off the tree's that summer. while gathering all the wood and branches, then building a bonfire ready to burn it all on, i made some lunch ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/11/27/human-torch-ran-so-fast/ I was on holiday in Spain for 3 weeks i was 18 years old and not seen my boyfriend for almost a month and i missed him ever so much. On the flight back i was feeling a little unwell and my belly ached a bit and i was ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/11/22/dropping-my-guts-at-manchester-airport/ The same winter as I tried to write my name in the snow, (age 4) I remember our Minister called for coffee and a chat with mommy about the service that night, so i guess it was new years eve. I was taken up stairs to have a bath by ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/10/23/daddy-daddy-i-found-it-i-found-it-its-hiding-in-here/ 3 hours to fix my car stereo, Well i bought a used car and it had lots of cool things in it, like a 10 disk cd player in the boot and other things. Well i rushed home to get my CD's and put them in the box thingy and ... http://www.bitchslappedbysammie.com/2007/09/26/3-hours-to-fix-my-car-stereo/