Well as you can guess, i’m Sammie and i have made this blog because people think i am funny when i tell them about things in my life, or just talk about every day crap like getting shit on at the beach by 200 seagulls because some kid was eating an ice cream and his mom clapped her hands to scare them off.

I just got shit on by one of them (god they pack a lot of crap in them) she and the kid got shit on by about 8 of them, and that nice chocolate chip mint ice cream? well it was a nice shade of green, but alas, it looked like it had passed through a snow storm and was a strange looking off white and yellow with green flowing strips.

Mom was not best please, (no shit, what did she think i was in my now rainbow stripped bikini top with matching hair?)

Well i was happy she got the major part and i hope she thinks twice before doing that near me again.

Bitch slapped by Sammie