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My personal site to rant, and make you laugh with some real events in my life.

Sammie age 16 to 20

Dropping my guts at Manchester Airport

I was on holiday in Spain for 3 weeks i was 18 years old and not seen my boyfriend for almost a month and i missed him ever so much. On the flight back i was feeling a little unwell and my belly ached a bit and i was in a white skirt and a white crop top and white trainers with ankle socks and i just wanted to get home to my boyfriend and feel secure in his arms again. Well i got my case and was walking through the airport and i seen him so i shouted Mark and dropped my case and ran to him. My belly ache came back while running to him, but i was ever so happy to see him, i put my arms out and jumped up and wrapped my legs around him, and my g-string wasn’t enough to hold back the stuff that i just dropped down his legs all over his white jeans, this was right in the middle of the arrivals lounge at Manchester airport, 5000 people took 20 steps backwards and just me and him in this huge empty space on our own with everyone looking at me.

well i knew what happened and i ran to the toilets and i was in there for about 20 minutes crying my eyes out and looking at the mess on my skirt, before some lady came in with my case and said i might need this. then she asked if i have something for my boyfriend to wear, as he is in a bit of a mess, and i handed her a skirt and said thats all i have. It was 2 hours later before i came out the toilet. he never let me forget that day. I have never been back to Manchester airport since and i change my travel arrangements if Manchester is the only airport i can use. I’ll never go back there again.

Spain and the food or water.

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Sammie’s First Driving Lesson

When i was 17 it was time for me to  learn to drive, It was an early October morning and the grass was full of dew and my driving instructor turned up with a nice new looking car and i was nervous and excited at the same time. “Right Sammie this is a 2 hour lesson and for the first 45 minutes or so we will just sit and talk about how the car works and what the controls are, are you ok?” he said,  yea I’m good, i said, as he telling me this is the handbrake, this is the blink lights control and things like that. “right Sammie are you ready for your first drive?” he asked me. “i think so, just nervous and a little shaky so he tells me what to do, and i have to back the car away from the house and turn it around.

well my first go i stalled, he told me i have to take the handbrake off as i try to drive off so i have full control of the car. Well i had my feet on the peddles and the hand brake was to hard to lift up, so i turned my body and used both hands to lift it and while doing that my hips twisted and my foot pressed the go peddle and lifted off the clutch and the car took off and shot back across the wet grass and by the time he pulled the hand brake we was spinning and sliding over the wet grass and sploosh  as we flew into our duck pond.

I didn’t know what happened and the instructor was saying things to me and when i came to my senses he was asking if I’m ok, “what happens i screamed” then i seen the water and i said to him “look look the water is up to the windows” “don’t panic” he said, well that was is went into panic mode and stared to scream when i felt the water around my feet, “the waters coming in, its in the car, get me out”

Well he opened the sunroof and i felt his bare hand on my bare ass as he pushed me through the sunroof and we where sat on the roof on the car in our duck pond.

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