One day i was cleaning our bedroom and getting it ready for the new bed side cabinets that we ordered, i looked out of our bedroom window and called down to Mark, (he was fixing his car, well his friend was fixing it while Mark held the beers). I called down and asked him to come up and carry the two bedside cabinets down, to take to the dump. Being a lazy sod as Mark was, he just told me to drop them out the window into the garden and he'll put them in the car and take them to the dump later.

Well I did what he said and i lifted the bedside cabinet to the window and pushed it out, to the scream of a guy and Mark shouting up at me "you crazy bitch, what did you do that for? you stupid bitch" as i looked down i could see his friend on the floor with blood coming from his head and the bedside cabinet in bits next to him. I shouted down that you told me to drop it out the window, he replied that he told me to drop it out of the window into the garden, not the drive, i just looked and said there's plants and a bush next to the house and next to the drive, so thats a garden too.

His friend recovered, not enough to finish fixing the car, but he laughed after because he knows how literal i take things at times.

Mark for being a jerk

Bitch slapped by Sammie