One night a car crashed outside my house, a woman drunk, got out of the car and I went to help her. Coming up the hill was a mob that wanted the woman for crashing into 4-5 cars as she drove up our road.  I took her inside and waited for the cops to come. When the cops came, one lot took her to the police station and the other cop waited for a tow truck to take her car away, and took names and addresses of the people who’s cars she had hit.

When the tow truck arrived, the cop park his police car in the middle of the road to make sure the tow truck had place to move and no-one got in the way. As i was talking to the cop, i noticed his police car rolling down the road, and i asked him if thats his police car rolling down the road on it’s own. He look back and said “yea” then “oh fuck yea” and took off running down the road after his police car, and i just giggled at the sight i was seeing unfold in front of me.

The cop was hanging onto the bumper of the car while being dragged down the steep hill and he only let go when his police car side swiped the first of 23 parked cars in our road and came to a halt in the back end of a motorhome.

Traffic cops that give out tickets and don’t know how to use a hand brake

Bitch Slapped By Sammie