I fried my boyfriends balls twice
Well when you are age 19 and looking great, you spend time and money to look good and one of the things a girl can use to looking good is a Toning system to keep your muscles in shape and belly tight.
I was on our bed and had my 8 pads from my system strapped to my thighs and belly and just finishing my 30 minute session when Mark came up stairs and said he’s going to shower and will be back in a few minutes.
Our bedroom was lit by the dim glow of the TV in the corner, and i was removing my pads and placing them on Marks side of the bed, As I leaned over to unplug the system from the mains supply Mark came in and sat on the bed. Well you never heard a guy scream so loud in your life, and i turned to see what was up and Mark had jumped up from the bed, but was waving his arms about to try and get his balance, and failed so plopped his ass back on the bed, to yet another almighty scream and this time he managed to jump up to his feet and turn around to look at the bed.
I looked at him and said, “whats up baby?” to which he replied “you stupid bitch, what the fuck are you trying to do? fucking kill me?” I just looked at him a little bemused and then he said “I just sat on them fuckin pads and got my balls and ass fried, not once but twice, what the fuck was going through your mind when you left them turned on for me to sit on?”
I just replied with “you said you was going to go shower, i didn’t expect you to come sit on them 20 seconds after you left to go shower numb nuts” ever since then, “numb nuts” has been my favorite name to call stupid men.
Mark was to loose a testicle 2 months later when i kicked him in the balls by accident, but thats another story yet to come. My ass, his balls and 10 firemen, policemen and ambulance men, keep looking back for this story soon.
Boyfriends that do not appreciate what girls do to look good for them 
Bitch slapped by Sammie
That was freakn’ crazy! i almost imagined myself in his place…
Just stumbled across your blog.. sort of liked the way you write.. as if you’re speaking with me.. face to face
there are about 20 short stories i have added to the blog now. but i have 100+ that i think are worth telling people about. All are true, some are funny, some are sad, and some are just things that happen in my life and looking back, i think about them and tell them how it was, usually its how it happened and i no longer feel sad like i did at the time the Cow dropped a dump on me when i was 4 years old.
i feel this blog will bring pleasure and enjoyment to people, and give them a smile, and if i make them smile when they feel low. then i think that alone makes it all worth it.
the site is becoming popular, and i am getting a lot of great feedback, so i’ll continue till i run out of stories to tell you.
Hi Sammie.
I used one of those machines for my leg muscles after a knee-op.
A cousin and I tried the pads in different areas, forearm muscles are funny, neck weird, and face is very weird, but we never tried them down there!
Hi Sammie,
I got to know about your blog via DP forum. Quite a nice blog you’ve got there. It’s very personal and opinionated. The kind of stuff I like to read the most. Keep rocking.
Kris
hahahah, im keep laugh to read your post this time..surely he is numb nuts, deserved him right :p