Little Sammie lived on a farm in Danmark. The whole wide world was waiting to be explored and i had my bottle of juice and 2 packets of sweeties my pink wellington boots with the pretty yellow flowers on them, i was all set to go. I didn’t know at the time, but our farm was 200 acres with 40 cows, 2 bulls, 2 horses, 6 sheep, 3 geese, 2 dogs, (one of the dogs was a silly billy, he kept chasing the sheep and daddy would whistle after him and he wouldn’t come back he would try and hide in the grass when daddy whistled, I told daddy he needs to get a new one because that ones broken, daddy giggled and said he’s a Sheep dog, silly daddy, “sheeps say baa baa, and doggies say woof woof daddy”) 6 hens, 4 cats and about 20 kittens, and our drive was a 1/2 a mile long gravel road. Walking to the start of the drive i seen the puddles and i can make big splashes if i jump with 2 feet. First puddle was a little one and SPLASH as i jumped in it YAY that was a good one, next puddle was a little bigger, SPLASH YAY as i jumped in, and then next one was really big and SPLOOSH as i sank to my knees and then fell ove, “running home crying with my welly boots squishing full of water and my dress all muddy” that was the end on my world exploration, all 50 feet down our potholed drive.

muddy water logged potholes

Bitch slapped by Sammie.