3 hours to fix my car stereo, Well i bought a used car and it had lots of cool things in it, like a 10 disk cd player in the boot and other things. Well i rushed home to get my CD’s and put them in the box thingy and i was ever so disappointed that it didn’t work, i took my car back and the guys spent 3 hours ripping the stereo out the front and all the wires to the back and even the box in the boot, and they changed them all for new ones and put my box with 10 CD’s in the new one and still nothing happened.

Well the guys had done everything, new stereo new CD changer in the boot with remote control, and nothing worked but the radio. Then a little boy, the owners son came over and asked what was wrong with the car, and i told him the cd player wont work, then he said “are the CD’s in the changer the right way round?”

Well the two guys gave each other looks, to say “i hope you checked that because i never” kinda look, then they looked at me and i just lowered my head and gave a half smile as i turned my head away, and within a minute my CD’s were booming out the speakers and the two guys were calling each other stupid and lots of other things.

well the boss came out and said not to bother wasting anymore time and just leave the new stereo and changer in the car and get back to earning your wages.

mechanics trying to blame me

Bitch slapped by Sammie

It was winter and i was 4 years old, my brother was 14 and his mates about the same age as him. They kept running away from me telling me that i’m just a silly girl and i can’t do the things boys do, so i can’t play with them and i should go home.

Well not to be out done by what my brother said, i ran to the first tree i could climb up and shouted “look i can do boy things i can climb a tree” Stooping down to pluck me off the 3 foot bush he told me to go home. I was guttered, I walked away with my eye’s filling up and then looked back and they were in the field throwing snowballs and having fun.

I sneaked up to the tree line and watched and they where laughing because my brothers mate was writing his name in the snow, then they all started and i ran up to see, it was funny so i dropped my woolly tights over my boots and I tried to write my name too, and i wee’d down my legs and in my boots.

They all turned and looked at me when i said “i cant do it it wont spell my name, it’s in my boots” then they all burst out laughing and pointing at me, and i turned to run home and fell in the snow with my tights still over my boots, i was crying and telling daddy that they laughed at me when i wanted to write my name in the snow, and it went in my welly boots.

Daddy told me that boys have a special pen to write their names in the snow with and girls don’t have one. Well when i went to bed i got on my knees and i prayed to Santa for a special pen like the boys, and i got 42 colours and 4 colouring books.

my bro and his mates laughing at me

Bitch slapped by Sammie

Driving home late one night i was about a mile from home and just comeing over the crest of a hill, when i seen a bunny rabbit sat in the road looking at me, i looked at the 18 wheelers coming up the hill and slammed on my brakes and headed for the bushes on my side, thats gotta be a better choice than hitting a wagon right?

well i hit the bushes and the car bounced off and spun round and went backwards under the trailer of the 2nd 18 wheeler. Fighting my way out of the car with blown airbags all around me, i see the mayhem as i watch this little baby bunny hop past me and into a garden, who’s bushes where hiding a stone wall i just smashed into.

my poor Volvo 760 was a total loss.  Bunny 1 Sammie 0

people who hide brick walls behind bushes.

Bitch slapped by Sammie

In a field we had an old Tin shed that had an old Tractor in it and a few old beds and broken things like washing machines wardrobes and other junk. i was 6 and my brother was 16, ten years older than me. Daddies shotgun was broken and he had spent time fixing it, (Daddy was good at fixing things, he could fix people too. he was always saying “i’m gonna fix him” or “i’ll fix him once and for all”)

I watched Daddy fixing his gun and then we went out to the field to try it, i stood on the path because it was muddy and i don’t like mud squishing between my toes in my sandals. daddy told me to cover my ears because it will make a big bang and i did. Daddy shot the shed and blew a big hole in the side of it with bits flying in the sky.

Well the shed door flew open and my brother fell out with his pants down “daddy tell him to use the potty like everyone else” (potty is what i have always called the Toilet, even today) and his girlfriend came running out with nothing on and she was running across the field and my brother jumped up pulling his pants up and ran after her. Daddy said some naughty words opened the gun and told me to hold it, and said “i’ll fix him” as he started to run after them.

My brother at 16

Bitch slapped by Sammie.

now i know what ya was doing